She: “It’s so good to get in bed, and to relax and snuggle. What a long day.”
He: “I brought you a special surprise! The new 2007 Salida Tempranillo!”
She: “You lit the candles! I’ll bet you think the wine will taste better that way.”
He: “It may later on when …”
She: “Wow, when I hold the wine against the light, it has beautiful, slow legs that remind me of a tango dancer. Very clever Honey, since Tempranillo is a Spanish grape.”
He: “Yes, I’m really happy about the glycerides. You know, when you wrap your legs around …”
She: “Hush! I want to sip it. Oh my, it’s really a big and expansive mouthful!
He: “That’s actually what I was trying to achieve when I …”
She: “It’s like velvet in my mouth, but really firm too.”
He: “Did you know that there was a recent medical study suggesting that tannins may help a man to …”
She: “Stop! Oh My Word! I can feel it just trickle down the back of my throat. Oh gosh it kind of tickles.”
He: “Yes, again it’s those glycerides. They give the wine …”
She: “Sensual! That’s it! No, maybe sexy! Gosh, I remember those days when my girlfriends and I would go to Girls Night Out at the Purple Turtle. The guys would dance on stage and begin to take … “
He: “Honey! I though we were talking about the wine!”
She: “Wow! It smells just like a fresh-baked cherry pie, or maybe like one of those chocolate covered cherry candies. No, now I’m getting something like leather. When I was riding last weekend … “
He: “That’s kind of what I had in mind tonight, but …”
She: “Really good job, Honey! ‘Ya know, you’re very talented.”
He: “Oh incidentally, Brian and I are thinking of going fishing early tomorrow morning.”
She: “Thank goodness, I don’t smell any of that briney-like thing.”
He: “Yeah. That would probably mean there’s a problem with …”
She: “Wait! Now I’m getting a kind of smokey aroma. Remember when we went camping last summer. It was so romantic. I can smell the campfire in the wine!”
He: “I thought the best part was when we got into the back of the truck and …”
She: “Honey, didn’t you lite the candles for a special reason? Not to talk about going fishing or camping.”
First blog everyone! Hope you enjoyed it! And don’t forget to get a bottle of the new ’07 Tempranillo before it’s gone!
Just a reminder: Mars and Venus taste wine too, but that women, by far, make the most wine purchases in the U.S. And don’t forget to blow the candles out. Alegria!
